The Early Years

"I know what I'll try next!!!"

"Well, actually, no, I really don't want to 'see if I can float' . . ."

"I was cool before I could even walk . . ."

"Okay . . . Guess which hand . . ."

"Well, Alicia, I have pretty well ascertained the essential difference between the existentialism put forth by Sartre and that of Camus, but I sure don't know why we have to wear these silly hats --"

"Ha ha! I was trying to squirt the water through my gap at you, but it ended up going on my head!!! Heeee heeee!!"

"Yes, yes, I know. I'm cute."

"I wonder if any of the other kids at Reed will bring their Care Bears with them . . ."

"What do you mean you have a swimsuit exactly like this at home?"

"Anyone want my other shoe?"

"Gee Daddy, you are describing that ice cream sundae so perfectly ... it just makes my mouth water!"

"Want to see how fast I can take
her clothes off?"

"Uh, Mommy? I kind of changed my mind about that candy. Can I have it back?"